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What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?

Last Updated: 19.06.2025 03:36

What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?

I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.

Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?

Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?

How is TikTok able to censor porn?

{RING} {RING}

After a few moments he returns.

Sure no problem officer.

How do I confess to my crush who had a traumatic past with his previous partner without losing the friendship?

Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??

Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?

HELLO

Why did my crush like me for only two days in a row?

Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.

Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.

I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.

Do you think trump realizes that if he significantly decreases the size of CIA, that there is a higher chance of him being assassinated?

No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.

ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?

I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.

Have you ever been forced to undress for money just once?

Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.

Yes sir it is.